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February 6th, 2007 by spacemaniacsharp aqous 40inchs lcd screen
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PICK UP LINES
October 14th, 2006 by spacemaniacWHAT PICK UP LINES?
- (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
- Are we related? Do you want to be?
- Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
- Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P.
- You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)
- Do you know how to use a whip?
- Drop ‘em!
- Excuse me, do you live around here often?
- Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
- Hey babe…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
- Hey babe…can you suck start a Harley?
- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
- Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don’t know.) "’Cause they’re mine sweetheart."
- I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin’…
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. I’m drunk.
- I’m not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
- I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
- If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
- Like the look of your crotch.
- Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you?
- Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
- Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
- Say, did we go to different schools together?
- That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
- What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
- Why you’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across!
- Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
- Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
- Would you like to see me naked ??
- Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
- You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
- You are so fine that I’d eat your shit just to see where it came from.
- You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
- You know what I like about you? My arms.
- You know, I’d really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
- You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows.
- You look just like my mother.
- You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
- You remind me of a girl I used to date.
- You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
- You’re ‘No Parking’ right? Just trying to guess your sign.
- Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
- Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
- I’d walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last.
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
- Excuse me , she says "Uh huh", do you have any Grey Poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on baby….
- hey baby, can i feel your Ginsana? (No.) Wanna feel mine?
- Do you like clocks? (Yes.) Put two hands and a face on this. (Point down)
- Do you like chocolate? (Yes.) You can have my bar.
- Beer is the root of all evil. Give me a beer. I’m a WICKED root!
- Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?
- I’m an iceberg on a summer’s day in South Carolina.
- Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!
- Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you).
- If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be God.
- Have you ever seen a tree branch? [Girl] Yes. [Guy] How about a root?
- I have four words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
- I am not a queen but I’ll give you something royal.
- Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liqueur I have ever had.
- Does an elephant taking a shit make you want to fuck everything around you?
- Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)
- I’d call this puppy love but I’m not into all those new positions.
- Wow, your eyebrows are thick.
- I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
- I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- Are you an Emerson? Because those are some nice tits!
- You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can’t stop ya.
- Your hair is so soft. Do you use Paul Mitchell products?
- You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- (if your name is Dan) Did you know my name backwards is "Nad"?
- Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
- I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
- Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we’ll see what rises!
- Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- Buy me a beer, will ya hon?
- You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.
- What the hell are you looking at? (go up to a table and whip it out)
[TO BE CONTINUED LATER]
NICE
October 14th, 2006 by spacemaniac
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July 19th, 2006 by spacemaniac
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The Secret to a Woman’s Language
June 2nd, 2006 by spacemaniacI read this one in www.albinoblacksheep.com i find it soo cool i decided to blog it anyways….
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Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.Five minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.Nothing:
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows):
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".Go Ahead (normal eyebrows):
This means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don’t care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".Soft Sigh:
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so inspeakable that we can’t bring ourselves to write about them.That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That’s Okay," means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done.
"That’s Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.Please Do:
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a "That’s Okay".Thanks:
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you’re welcome.Thanks a lot:
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".I hope this clears up any misunderstandings…
Crosses Arms:
this is a gesture. this means that she is waiting for you to say something else completely stupid. be careful not to ask what’s wrong and you will get the answer of nothing with a loud sigh.The Eye roll:
this is also a gesture. this also means she thinks you are completely stupid. this will prolly preceed the words oh really? and if you say i can explain you will get a please do or a go ahead with raised eye brows. when you get the fine, you know you’ve lost. try again in five minutes and maybe you’ll get a small sigh. if not, please proceed to the nearest exit. the phrase she has in mind is, "Don’t call me…I’ll call you."The Foot Tap:
This can mean one of two things, neither of which are any good news to you. It can mean A) why have you not commented on these really cute shoes (and or pedicure) i just got, trying to look good for YOU! in this case it will often be followed with the raised eyebrows and sometimes, a loud sigh. or B)she is saying to herself, I don’t remember a time before i started standing here. You take longer to get ready then my sister for the prom. She is quite possibly considering the fact that you are a metrosexual, which, as all straight men know, is no good sign. When you are finally ready, or done with whatever it is that is keeping you from focusing all your attention on her you will get a thanks a lot. don’t try to fight it, or you will more than likely get the eyeroll.———————————————————————————–
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April 28th, 2006 by spacemaniac
How God Created the Computer
February 26th, 2006 by spacemaniacIn the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and "active low" signals didn't yet exist.) On the second day, God's boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. This being volatile memory, the bit reverted to a 0. And the universe wasn't. God learned the importance of backups and memory refresh, and spent the rest of the day ( and his first all-nighter ) reconstructing the universe. On the third day, the bit cried "Oh, Lord! If you exist, give me a sign!" And God created rev 2.0 of the bit, even better than the original prototype. Those in Universe Marketing immediately realized the the "new and improved" wouldn't do justice to such a grand and glorious creation. And so it was dubbed the Most Significant Bit, or the Sign bit. Many bits followed, but only one was so honored. On the fourth day, God created a simple ALU with 'add' and 'logical shift' instructions. And the original bit discovered that by performing a single shift instruction, it could become the Most Significant Bit. And God realized the importance of computer security. On the fifth day, God created the first mid-life kicker, rev 2.0 of the ALU, with wonderful features, and said "Screw that add and shift stuff. Go forth and multiply." And God saw that it was good. On the sixth day, God got a bit overconfident, and invented pipelines, register hazards, optimizing compilers, crosstalk, restartable instructions, microinterrupts, race conditions, and propagation delays. Historians have used this to convincingly argue that the sixth day must have been a Monday. On the seventh day, an engineering change introduced UNIX into the Universe, and it hasn't worked right since.
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February 9th, 2006 by spacemaniac
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