NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005"hehhehe yeah right! well here goes another one."
- I PROMISE NOT TO MAKE CONVULSIVE AND ANNOYING SOUNDS WHEN I REMEMBER EMBARRASSING MOMENTS FROM MY PAST.
- I PROMISE TO TRY SITTING ON THE TOILET WHILE PEEING, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS DARK AND I AM SLEEPY.
- I PROMISE NOT TO MOUTH WORDS ALONG WITH CHARACTERS ON TV.
- I PROMISE NOT TO SUBSTITUTE THE PREFIX "UN" WITH "SELF" WHEN I AM SPEAKING OF MY EMPLOYMENT SITUATION.
- I PROMISE TO CLEAN MY ROOM WITH OUT THE HELP OF THE MAIDS.
- I PROMISE TO STOP SMOKING FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. IF I CAN.
- I PROMISE TO DRINK BEER ONLY AT NIGHT, AND STOP USING IT AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR MILK.
- I PROMISE TO SPEND MORE ON SOMETHING FUNNY RATHER THAN A SAD ONE.
- I PROMISE NOT TO BURN MYSELF ON SOMETHING I DO FOR FUN.
- I PROMISE NOT TO REMIND PEOPLE ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY FAR AND ADVANCE OF THE ACTUAL DATE.
- I PROMISE TO COME UP WITH BETTER PHRASES THAN "SOUNDS FAMILIAR" OR "RINGS A BELL" WHEN ASK IF I KNOW A NAME I CLEARLY SHOULD KNOW BUT DON’T.
- I PROMISE TO GET MY RESOLUTION LIST DONE BEFORE THE END OF DECEMBER.
- I PROMISE NOT TO JUDGE MYSELF WORTH BASED ON THE VISITORS STATISTICS OF MY SITE.
- I PROMISE TO KILL MYSELF THE NEXT TIME I FEEL SUICIDAL.
(to be continued… i have to go before my girlfriend kills me for being late all the time.)
